It is approximately 7:00 in the morning, and the spawn have been awake for 45 minutes (that I know of). At this moment, they are spooky quiet, leading me to believe that they are either dissecting the cat, or bounding, pajamas, blankies, and all, int...

This is for the old lady with crunchy blue hair that looked at me crooked and “huuhhrumffed” me (yes, it sounded just like that) at Home Depot yesterday as I proceeded to pull Dora, hair swinging, feet flying, out of the stack of large blue ...

It’s official. I’m in teacher heaven. In the past 3 days I have heard more “Yes, Ma’am, no ma’am” than I have heard in all of my life, except for the ones forced (thank you Pentecostal Mommy) from my own mouth as a frighteningly...