This post is about three days late, but nevertheless, I’d like to dedicate it to the late Estelle Getty. Unless you’ve been living under a rock the past two decades, you should know this fine lady as the spicy, Italian, loud-mouthed ...

  Yesterday, I went to get a chocolate milkshake at McDonald’s. The total came to $2.57. I gave the cashier $3, he gave me back 43 cents in change, and I (completely convinced there was only 60 cents in a dollar, as opposed to 100) told...

  It’s two in the morning, and I can’t believe I’m alert enough to write this. I think I’m gonna go buy some of that Unisom stuff at the store tomorrow. This insomnia is really starting to get on my nerves.  I actual...