When your brain is flooded with intoxicants, your body is no longer your own. Numbness takes over, except for the sensation of a knife stabbed straight through your ears. The room spins in what seems to be a salute to Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride, ...

I must apologize for neglecting my Skirt girls this week. That is to say, of course, that you even missed me, which I’d hope you would. Lord knows I’ve missed you guys! This week has just been nuts in so many ways. For one, my car started ...

I found another gray hair today. That makes four in one week. Have you ever tried to pluck a gray hair out of your head? If so, then you know how easy it is to pull a batch of 10 or so non-gray ones out. And when it’s all said and done, that...